“pale worms of capitalist cheese” is one of pablo neruda’s insults against insipid poets he thereby invented an improvement in h.f.t. in fact wormholes riddle all matter in the universe just as everything gets absorbed into the overmind of capital now these wormholes are not psychedelic tunnels in space that science fiction starships plunge through to distant galaxies they’re at subatomic scale stray electrons can be observed vanishing and simultaneously reappearing nearby maintaining trajectory and speed so that we know they are identical these apparent teleportations occur through wormholes by stabilising these routes through the cosmic cheese you let signals move between points instantly even to the far side of the world lag is reduced to zero all neurons hyperlink to all others in a brain spread across the planet’s surface worms evolve telepathy so the cheese becomes sentient intelligence spread throughout its embodied consciousness but what will you ask it to think about

• order it to calculate all possible developments on the global market
• demand a harder task i.e. that it explains hedge funds